Hello! Welcome back! Hopefully you haven't been too upset with me for not updating as quickly as I promised.... At least this time I'm only a couple weeks behind instead of several year! (Like that makes any difference.) Anyway, we're here with the last chapter of generation two! At the end of this page, you can go to the Donner forum and comment there about who you want the heir to be! (Yay! Finally!)
I'm slightly too excited about this....
Wow! Jess is like a chameleon!
Jess: Here to start things off, vote for this face. Ta-da.
How inspiring... And attractive....
Jess: I knew it! They cannot resist it! I will steal their hearts with my Incredibles super hero mask! No one shall know my identity!
It certainly works well enough for them. Just a little piece of fabric...
In other news, this is why they only eat cake.
Reggie: So winning this vote will be easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I'm obviously the koi, the brightest of the bunch.
Jedidiah: Maybe if I just +relationship with him, he'll leave me to my mac&cheese.
So many early morning homework sessions! I always had to stay up late because I have no ability to wake myself up.
Jedidiah: Wait. Did I do my homework?
Jennie: You're the smartest, so probably not. We're all pretty stupid these days.
And constantly in the red. I've never had so much trouble managing the stats of my sims before. Golly.
Macy: If these children of mine ever cleaned up, our house would not be full of this noxious green stuff.
Danny: Well, it's super nice of you to clean up. They had to go to school.
I'm so happy I forced you to let your children go to school.
And after school, Jess visited one of her classmates. His name is Dwayne Coastal. And he is filthy rich.
Jess: So, Dwayne, I hope that you're not a materialistic sort of fellow...
Dwayne: What makes you say that?
Jess: My family of seven sort of lives in a glorified box.
Jennie: WHY DOES CALCULUS GIVE ME SUCH ISSUE. Seriously. Anti-derivatives. Bane of my existence.
January: This blue is soothing. Jen, let it soooooooth you.
I .... have no words.
Jedidiah: Hello? Fawn Annan? Come over? Please? ... I swear! I'll stop having visible pit smell just for you! ...... Hello?
Reggie: That's my bro! So smooth that he's going to slide right by the heir vote victory!
That doesn't really make sense. And maybe Fawn is not a good enough friend? She never comes over.
Something I found out about the Coastals. They have a life fruit farm.
A life fruit and lettuce farm. Why? Why lettuce?
Jess: So then I ran from the cops, back into the library! But they caught me! It took two big, burly ones to just hold me down while a third slapped cuffs on me.
Dwayne: Are you sure you should be telling me about the time you were arrested the first time we've hung out?
Since I feel like the kids and Macy's anger take up much of the screen time, here is a brief snapshot into Danny's life. He just witnessed a man die.
Danny: Oh, God. I have to face my mortality now. O.O
Grimmie: Hm. He looks a little old for her. And why does he have caterpillars above his eyes?
Jess: Globes.
Both: +++relationship.
How is that a pickup line.
Jess: Aw man. I'm super tired of getting caught by the police.
On the bright side, now you will have another cop story to tell your new boyfriend Dwayne.
Danny: I know that your mother has been giving these talks lately since I've been so busy at the theatre, but she's right over there so I have to give it this time.
Jess: Logic?? Where?
Danny: This is OUTRAGEOUS! You guys are in HIGH SCHOOL for God's sake! You shouldn't be getting caught by the police! You're good enough to know how to run away from them!
Jess: Woah. Dad. I think that's called evading arrest.
Jedidiah: Something tells me this is not what Mum wants him to do.
Jedidiah: I'm so close to getting out of this stuff. Cannot express excitement with words.
I remember that time. Just push through!
Danny: Woah, son.
Jedidiah: That is something I cannot unsee. Is this why the toilet is always clogged?
You don't have to climb up into your bed through the wall. You brought this on yourself.
I am so bad at sleep schedules. The kids are always up by like, 4 or something. First they have breakfast...
Then they have a morning homework session.
Jedidiah: Good morning all! Are you ready for another day?
Others: Grumble grumble
Jedidiah: Who do you think will win?
Jess: I'M TIRED. I can't believe you forgot to put me to bed.
Jennie: Lightbulb.
The Twins: Ah, yes.
I did feel slightly guilty about forgetting, so I sent her to nap on Reggie's bed before the bus came.
January: Do you think Swim will ever buy Mum a computer?
Jennie: Dunno. We certainly have enough.
Jedidiah: It would be easier to do homework, though I'm just about finished.
Reggie: I'm the best, aren't I? I'm totes gonna win this vote.
Reggie: BOO. BOO, MOTHER. LIGHTBULB.
What is with this family and lightbulbs?I mean, everything is lightbulb this and lightbulb that.
Whoops. There I go, neglecting Jess again.
Jess: Shoot! Gotta pee. Oh no. There it goes....
Jess: Jesus, that was embarrassing. Come on, just shake it off. Shake it off.
Jess: Now do the creep.
That way of walking has damaged Jess, causing her to have a polaroid of a frowney face above her head.
Macy: What am I doing again?
Letting your daughter go to school.
Macy: AGAIN?? Didn't I just do this?
Your husband grounded her because I had her out too late making future connections.
Macy: Now, Jess, your freedom is a responsibility. Use it only to go to school and meet the most attractive of boys.
Jess: Please just let me go.
Jess: Still creeping. Still bloody exhausted. Still blaming Swim.
And I shoulder the blame. Don't worry, you can sleep directly after school.
Jennie: Does anyone see me looking at the camera? No? Then just gonna take a moment to tell the viewers... VOTE JENNIE.
Awww look at these two. Still very much in love. Despite my best efforts to ignore them completely, they still act adorable together. And they both still look incredibly youthful, considering how old they and their children are.
Jess: Creeping off to bed because I have the glitch...
Dwayne: Um....
Jennie: So, you're dating my sister? Good for you.
Oh no. JESS WAKE UP. It's prom! Commencing the parade of finery streaming out the front door, blocked by Macy. First is January. Did I really dress her in that?
January: Yes you did! Isn't it fabulous??
As long as you like it. In the back is Dwayne, sporting a fetching (?) sweater.
Jess, wearing a slightly more practical dress is last out, because I am horrible at managing her.
And she's still glitched out. Jan, why are you just standing there?
January: Hold up.... Just gotta watch this moment of comedy...
They arrived! Jedidiah and Jennie are there, showing their stuff. And if you've seen Jedi's suit, you've seen Reggie's. They look the same, minus the colour of the shirt.
Partway through, Jess came out to pass out.
Jess: Woah. Head rush. What happened?
And it was Danny's birthday over by the station! He's turning into an adult! Because he is way younger than I thought.
Danny: Woah. I'd sort of forgotten what this feels like.
He turned out very much the same. Except he's having a midlife crisis.
Danny: I would prefer to divorce Macy as a way to help myself feel younger.
Ha ha bloody ha. You're funny. Like I'd ever let that happen.
Meet Jerri Forte. Reggie impressed her at the dance with his dance moves, somehow. Now they're romantic interests!
Jed, why is your taxi stopping?
Jedidiah: Because I have to get arrested by the police.
What?? But you're on the way home!
Jedidiah: Tell that to them. Hi cat!
And you have to run back to the school, no less??
Jedidiah: Hi, Officer! Nice night, right?
Officer: Okay. How many of you Donners are there? And how many do I have to arrest on a nightly basis?
Danny, ever since he aged up, as been wowing the theatre goers with his beautiful music.
Macy: What were you THINKING. Getting arrested, AGAIN?
Jedidiah: Mum! Hold up. I was on my way home! Swim has photographic evidence. Lightbulbs!
Maybe EA had this unhealthy fascination....
Anyway! Got a counter with two pub stools. Yay! Enough seating for the entire family! It just means that their front room is slightly crowded.
Bright side? Two birthday cakes means it's the twins' birthdays. The end is near.
Jess: Hello? Yeah, Dwayne, call everyone you know. Party at my place this afternoon! ... No my parents will be there. ... No alcohol. ... Dude! It's my brothers' birthday.
In no time at all, everyone arrived and brought plates of food. I pretty much just invited the kids' romantic interests. We have Daisy Annan in the green shirt who is enamoured with Jedidiah (he didn't get Fawn, but he got Daisy! I did not plan it), Jeri again, I'm not sure who the girl in the pink dress is, but the one in the blue shirt is Shonna Webber, Jennie's romantic interest. You gotta love prom. :) Makes it all so easy.
Jess: Lightbulbs!
The party started with Jennie cozying up to her future wife and Danny pulling out his guitar while Reggie and Jess eat food. I think the guy in all blue over to the left was invited for January. She didn't meet anyone at prom.
But, commence the birthdays!!!!
Reggie: Birthday and winner of the heir vote, here I come!
Everyone: Yay! Go Reggie!
Jeri: Dude, please let me read my book. I like you, but just hurry up.
Eventually, even Jeri joined in on partying.
Daisy: Girl, get out of my way! I want to get to that cake first.
Jennie: Go bro!
January's-possible-husband: Woah, shoot. Gotta do homework.
Reggie: You missed the sparkles of the future heir. SHAME.
Oh no...
Now Jedidiah. Jeri, get out of the way. Reggie, CHEER ON YOUR BROTHER.
Wow. This crew is just going for it. Danny, maybe a little emotion?
Danny: I'm recharging after going all out last picture.
Jedidiah: Someone, get a polaroid of me smiling! This is gonna be good!
Jedidiah: Ta da.
Macy: Yum.
MACY. That is so inappropriate.
Macy: Not my son. The CAKE.
She really loves opening her eyes like that. Mace, you know, if you do that enough, you're gonna get stuck like that?
Macy: Hasn't happened so far so... Whatever. Let me eat cake!
Jedidiah: Mother. These are friends. Inside voice.
So that concluded the first and only birthday party I am ever throwing. It lags my game way too much. I didn't even get any socialising done.
Anyway, here are there stats. Reggie added Easily Impressed and his LTW is Forensic Specialist: Dynamic DNA Profiler.
Jedidiah added Handy. His LTW is Master of the Arts, or to reach level 10 of guitar and painting skills.
Anyway, that's pretty much the end of generation two! Thanks for sticking it out with me/bothering to read this. As they clean up from the aftermath of the party, I'll let everyone get in a last few words.
Reggie: Vote Reggie because I'm clearly the most well suited. I mean, just look how handsome I am!
Macy: Thanks, Jen and Jess for helping clean up.
I think they're procrastinating. That's the only time I clean. Or maybe I'm projecting.
Jennie: We were the last ones playing with building blocks, so we are the most adorable. They should vote for one of us.
Jess: +relationship That is such a good idea. The triplets rock the world.
January: That's right! Now for homework...
Jedidiah: Sigh. Look as this beautiful woman in front of me. She and I would produce the most beautiful babies! On screen or off, it doesn't matter! But you know you want to see them!
That's pretty much it. Only thing left to do is show prom pictures, then leave you all to the vote. Here are Jennie and January.
Jedidiah on the left and Reggie on the right, looking pretty much the same, damn it twins.
Jess and Dwayne #1
Jess and Dwayne #2. I guess she got two because she left in the middle.
Jennie: Thanks for reading guys! I hope you vote! It won't take much trouble. Just go vote on the forums! Link on the bottom.
Like Jennie said the link is at the bottom. All the pictures will be put up in a different post VERY SHORTLY complete with LTWs and prospective partners. I hope you enjoyed! And these are the withered remains of the garden to show that both Danny and I forgot....
Don't forget to vote! Here, on the forum! Or, if you want a recap of the contenders, click HERE.
Cheers.... Swim.
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